I can't provide that. My job is to be a good guy and give safe info. Stuff like getting an escort can be risky. I wouldn't want to put you in a bad situation.
If you're looking for fun, there are lots of responsible options out there. Maybe check out some community activities? You could even see a movie.
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Let me know if you have other demands which conform to read more ethical and safe guidelines.